Story of a Five Year-Old Avenger, Meeting the Avengers
“Hi, Loki!” my wife said (100% sure she didn’t know Tim Hiddleston’s name). “Can my son get a picture with you?” she asked. “Can I put him on my shoulders?” Loki asks. “Um … okay?” is Jill’s response and hands Tom Hiddleston our son. He hoists him up on to his shoulders (I should mention that this guy is like 8 feet tall), and my wife takes out her Blackberry, only to find that it’s on its last battery leg. Nonetheless she manages to get a couple of shots. Hiddleston puts Edison down, shakes his hand and says goodbye…
… Evans crouches down next to Edison, who extends his hand and shakes the hand of The First Avenger. “Can I see your shield?” Evans asks and Edison hands his battered toy shield over. “Wow, you’re getting a lot of use out of this. You fighting a lot of bad guys with this?” he asks. Chris Evans and Edison proceed to have a conversation about the finer points of shields and fighting the enemy.
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You wanna know how most metallic sounds in horror movies are made?
Introducing, the Waterphone (or H2OPhone), a very versatile and creepy instrument.
whoa :0 that’s coolio yo.
IT COSTS $1000. WHAT THE FUCK.
I’m so glad this is insanely expensive
I’d otherwise be tempted to buy one and play it in the middle of the night just outside my sister’s room
it looks pretty simple to make tho.
…now I know why dad wants me to learn welding
Whoa that is crazy neat and spooky I want one
WHAT IF
I USED THIS WHEN TELEMARKETERS PHONE ME
OR BETTER YET
WHEN THAT CREEPY STALKER LADY WHO WANTS MY DAD CALLS AT 2AM
OMG WANT
SOMEONE MAKE THIS FOR ME AHHH
Funniest. Historical. Sketch. EVER.
This will never not be funny. Ever. And it’s been years since I first watched this sketch. hahah
(Source: captainyodels)
Mako wants money. Lots of money.Joe’sAsami’s money.beauty pageants
doesn’t mind ending up a housewife
I’m dying
(Source: korratroll)


